Issue 041 — July 2026
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About Just Die Already

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Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game from the designers of Goat Simulator, and it carries the same appetite for absurd chaos. You play a retired senior in a near future where people have stopped having children, leaving no one to fund pensions thanks to ungrateful millennials who would rather play video games than do actual work. With no one to cover your living costs, you, like every other old person in this world, must survive on your own.

The situation only gets worse from there. Having just been kicked out of your retirement home, your one remaining option is to take on dangerous challenges and explore the world in search of retirement tickets that qualify you for free retirement care. It is a darkly comic premise built around a society that quite openly wishes you gone.

The whole experience turns that grim setup into playful, physics-driven fun, asking how you will survive in a world that wants you to just die already and suggesting it might finally be time to live a little. Blending adventure, indie, and simulation sensibilities, Just Die Already gives PC players a sandbox full of ridiculous, hazard-filled situations to stumble through.