Issue 041 — July 2026
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About Goat Simulator 3

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Goat Simulator 3 brings back Pilgor for another round of totally realistic, tongue-in-cheek mayhem, this time as an all-new sandbox farmyard experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one's favourite female protagonist. True to its roots, the game hands you the means to cause chaos and then largely leaves you to your own devices, letting you lick, headbutt and generally ruin your way through a brand new open world in what it cheerfully calls the biggest waste of your time since the original Goat Simulator.

The herd has grown, and Pilgor is joined by plenty of other goats. You can invite up to three friends into local or online co-op to create carnage as a team, or turn on each other in mini-games until nobody is friends anymore. There is a goat for everyone, whether you fancy the skins of tall goats, stripey goats and beyond, or prefer dressing your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays to a jetpack.

This time the developers say they actually hired game designers, who have added events, NPCs to mess with, physics and status effects among other content. Playful, absurd and family-friendly in its silliness, this adventure simulation is built for PC players who want an open world purely for the joy of goofing around.