Issue 041 — July 2026
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About Date Everything!

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Date Everything! puts a playful spin on the dating simulation genre by asking a simple, absurd question: what if every object in your home could become a potential love interest? After losing your job to AI, despite a BFA in customer service, you receive a gift from a mysterious stranger, a pair of magical glasses called Dateviators. Slip them on and your house springs to life, its furniture and fixtures suddenly dateable.

Each of these newly awakened characters has a personality and story of its own, and depending on how you approach them they might become your lover, your friend, or your enemy. An extensive roster of voice actors keeps you company throughout, and with 100 datable characters the possibilities stretch far.

The experience leans into branching narratives, with at least three endings available for every dateable character and full voice acting throughout. Puns are plentiful, matching the game's lighthearted spirit, and the sheer breadth of characters gives this simulation title plenty of replay value on PC for anyone who wants to romance the unromanceable.