Issue 041 — July 2026
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About Cash Cleaner Simulator

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Cash Cleaner Simulator welcomes you into the grubby world of a low-level criminal with a very particular skill set. When shady contacts across the underworld need their dirty money to come back looking spotless, you are the one they call, and every delivery lands differently, arriving in bags, boxes, or stuffed inside mattresses for you to retrieve and process.

The work is more involved than it sounds. You inspect each haul for problems like dirt, blood, or counterfeit bills, then clean it using washing machines, dryers, counting machines, and a growing toolkit. Once the cash is clean you count it and send it back to your handlers, though you might not hand over quite all of it, since the pile does not grow on its own. Progressing through jobs upgrades your gear and unlocks new methods for handling the money.

Between assignments you can order tools that boost efficiency, scale up the operation, or simply buy junk to make your place feel like home. Over time you branch out into cleaning gold bars, ancient statues, and more, and as you explore your lab and uncover its secrets, a quieter question begins to nag about how you got here and why you cannot seem to leave. On PC, this indie simulation turns money laundering into an oddly compelling, faintly unsettling routine.